bigmeanie.

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fmylife:

Today, I met my boyfriend’s notoriously difficult mother. I had been looking forward to meeting her and making a good impression. Unfortunately, I could not greet her as her son’s penis was still in my mouth. FML

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thedailywhat:

Robert Penney: “Retro Games With Modern Themes”

Exclusively for the Cartridge Video System 2600.

[gamesetwatch.]

thedailywhat:

Tasteless Treat of the Day: Ingredients: Flour, water, salt, yeast, Rohypnol.

[bannedinhollywood.]

thedailywhat:

Obligatory of the Day: Hitler reacts to NBC’s unconscionable late-night lineup changes.

[ontd.]