(via moneyissues)
Always profound. Never intellectual.
Today, I met my boyfriend’s notoriously difficult mother. I had been looking forward to meeting her and making a good impression. Unfortunately, I could not greet her as her son’s penis was still in my mouth. FML
Robert Penney: “Retro Games With Modern Themes”
Exclusively for the Cartridge Video System 2600.
[gamesetwatch.]
Tasteless Treat of the Day: Ingredients: Flour, water, salt, yeast, Rohypnol.
Obligatory of the Day: Hitler reacts to NBC’s unconscionable late-night lineup changes.
[ontd.]