January 2010
15 posts
fmylife:
Today, I met my boyfriend’s notoriously difficult mother. I had been looking forward to meeting her and making a good impression. Unfortunately, I could not greet her as her son’s penis was still in my mouth. FML
“Writing to ‘get it right the first time’ is like driving a car with the...”
– Joan Bolker (via merlin)
“When I was a little boy, I remember watching “The Tonight Show with Johnny...”
– Conan O’Brien. (via thedailywhat)
I’m sorry but this doesn’t change anything.