Young Walken is up there with Young Connery and Young Caine. (via www.justani.com)
Today, while taking a shower, I saw shadows moving across the curtains. The shadow turned out to be a cricket that then fell into the tub. I ran out of the bathroom screaming and naked. My little sister came to my door and said, “If I hadn’t just seen your balls, I would swear mom had TWO daughters.” FML
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EPIC CAT IS EPIC.
thefrogman: emmaharckham > forx > clairabel > fanto > retconpunch
The Batman fighting a killer shark with a muthafuckin’ lightsaber. That is all.
“Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.” — Stephen Wright (via mnmal)
“After spending some time with a potential client interested in web design work, I finally asked him about his budget for the project. His response was, “Oh, actually I won’t be paying you. I thought you wouldn’t mind working for the networking opportunities.”
How can he refuse?
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And hellooo to you too Miss Spock… (via ZanyPickle.com)