bigmeanie.

fmylife:

Today, my boyfriend came in my room dressed as Harry Potter and declared that he was going to put his basilisk into my chamber of secrets. And yes, that was my first time. FML

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   it was her first time having sex.

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    own heart. hahahahaha

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    HAHA That is awesome.

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    It caught me!! 350 replies!! HAHAHA! :))

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    . This is freaking hilarious. :D

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    HOW… CREATIVE?

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    sometimes a creation far, far exceeds its original purpose....maybe harry potter is one

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     hahahahahahahaha

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     HAHAHAHAHAHA ^__^ talk about seduction ;D

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     I think that’s cute

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     HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! rofl

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     Such extravagant word play how could they say no?

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     Why do girls complain about guys like this? LOL I think this is friggen awesome.

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     Kinky SOB. Haha.

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     Any book that I know is a plus—It’s just the nerd factor. I’d laugh—of course, but I’d like it.

171. shelovesyounot reblogged this from iwantyourdisease and added:

     Okay, yeah, I’d be kinda pissed. Unless I was really into Harry Potter. Like if you used some type of Twilight reference...

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     That sounds sexy

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     HAHA BEST BOYFRIEND EVER!

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     …I can’t decide if this is awesome or horrible, for a

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     Well if you don’t want him send him my way!

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     Very awesome boyfriend!

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     Minha mãe veio ver se eu tava passando bem, HAUHAUAHUAHUAHAUHAUHAUAHAH

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     tsk tsk. so ungrateful. you have such an awesome boyfriend. :)

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     OH, HARRY POTTER!

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     your life is fucked. go home.

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     dot dot dot YES.

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     Sounds like a MLIA to me!

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     I don’t know if it’s amazing that my friends know me so well as to point things like this out to me… or awful based on...

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     this is teh best one ever!

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     HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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     Haha, I was gonna ask you if you saw this one. Friggin’ hilarious.

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     Ohhhmygod LMFAO =]

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     I have maintained for years...the HP franchise would be so easy

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     WHATS WRONG WITH THIS!

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     I know right! I mean if a guy did that to me, I’d smack him *facepalm* but it’s still kinda cute XD

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     how is this an FML?...guy would totally be...soul mate....

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     Here you go Kathy, LOL.

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     I would laugh, I wouldn’t be like FML WTF

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     i love it. hahaha sorry. but its more MLIA then...props to the boyfriend. haha at least...

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     Quit bitchin’ stupid twats.

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     and not a LYFE IS GR8?

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     AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAA OMG REAGAN!!!

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     Hahahha. That is win.

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     LOL THIS MAKES MY LIFE.

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     brianne i would have totally thought of you lmao but i dont think louis would do that!

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     umm…. why is this on fml again? because if there was ever a way to go about poppin the cherry, this is it.

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     wasn’t that romantic.

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     you were exactly who I was thinking of hahahaha

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     i’ve got myself a new pickup line.

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     I didn’t realise it said FML until I read the comments after it. I just assumed it said MLIA.

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     Nah, dude, this is a straight up MLIG. or GMH.

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     I WOULDN’T, I WOULD LOVE THE BOY FOR FOREVER.

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     why the fuck is this an fml? THIS RUUULES.

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     I probably wouldn’t have minded! LOL

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     I totally posted that pick-up line on here the other day! XD

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     HAHAHA oh god, I want one.

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     how romantic…. ;]

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     I have a feeling some people wouldn’t mind this..

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     tbh, I don’t see why this is an FML.

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     WHAT? THAT’S NOT A FML, GIRL. IT’S A MLIA.

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     I DIED OH MY GOOODDD

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     holy shit. that’s the best.

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     god, can I marry him?

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